Thee Art Holmes Marriage Proposal

Taking piles of ‘Devilers’ child out of the equation,
does any L.A. hottie wanna have 
a super simple uncomplicated marriage with me??? 
And to make it simpler, 
you wouldn’t have to change your name, 
I’m not a home owner, 
and if you moved here to like pursue a career and stuff 
then you’ve probably already left that nest.
So like I typed just then, 
marriage with me would be super simple.

Also, 

when we build our home together, 
it should be together 
and not to just benefit me, myself and I

Who’s comin’ with me???

TRANSLATION: 
I AM NOT A GOOD MORMON MAKE 
WHO’S STUCK IN THE FIFTIES

Although, 

being a God of your own planetoid 
might be interesting

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